Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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