Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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