I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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