Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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