A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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