You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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