Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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