I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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