i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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