So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
birth control should be required to get into college
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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