His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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