You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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