I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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