i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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