doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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