saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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