Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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