Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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