what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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