i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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