So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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