i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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