Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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