Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
