yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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