just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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