the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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