You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Your dad touched me again.
she looked like the before picture.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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