I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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