if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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