i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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