I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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