We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Randomize
