I take back everything I said about communal showers
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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