remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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