Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
this hospital has no fireball
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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