do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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