she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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