I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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