on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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