? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im having a threesome with these popsicles
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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