Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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