I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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