I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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