Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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