One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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