she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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