What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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