party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
well you can't waste a boner
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
