I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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