used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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