I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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