we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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