so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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